1st paragraph: The protagonist, Darnell, is driving to a small rural town with his wife for a vacation when they come across a sign for a haunted house tour. Curiosity gets the best of them and they decide to take the tour. 2nd paragraph: As they enter the house, Darnell can't shake the feeling that something is off. The tour guide tells them that the previous owner was a fanatical Trump supporter who claimed the house was cursed by the devil himself. Darnell starts to feel uneasy as he notices the Trump memorabilia scattered throughout the house. 3rd paragraph: As they move through the house, they hear strange noises and see objects moving on their own. The tour guide tells them that the previous owner would often hold rallies for Trump in the house and would often speak of how the house was cursed by the devil himself. Darnell starts to feel a sense of dread as he realizes that something supernatural may be happening. 4th paragraph: As they reach the end of the tour, they come across a room with a life-size statue of Trump. The statue suddenly comes to life and starts speaking in a deep, menacing voice. It tells them that the house is cursed by the devil himself and that the only way to break the curse is to offer a sacrifice. Darnell starts to panic as he realizes that they may be in grave danger. 5th paragraph: The statue of Trump tells them that the previous owner was so devoted to Trump that he offered his own son as a sacrifice to keep the curse at bay. Darnell and his wife are horrified and try to leave the house, but the doors slam shut behind them, trapping them inside. The story ends with Darnell and his wife's terrified screams echoing through the haunted house as they are consumed by darkness.